Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan



Mitt Romney Dog Incident

Mitt Romney strapped a dog to the hood of his car and the dog pooped all over the car and I want him to be President because we’ll be the only country with a Wikipedia article about its head of state’s “dog incident.”

We should start referring to scandals as “dog incidents” and use metaphors like “by taking bribes, the Congressman strapped his reputation to the hood of his car” or “federal investigators made watery diarrhea poop all over the Senator in Washington’s latest ‘dog incident.’”